United 1 Scouse Inbreds 0

i know this is almost a week late, but i haven't actually managed to find the time to post on here. But i still feel i need to get certain things off my chest! First of; FUCK YOU, YOU SCOUSE TWATS! 15 YEARS AND COUNTING YOU OVERACHIEVING PILE OF STEAMING SHITE! You can take that plastic treble and that european cup won under dubious circumstances and stick it up your bollocks!... cough *composes myself*...so anyways, that was a wholly satisfying result. To think that the scouse bastards had their best team in 15 years on the pitch against what was the worst united side to turn out in that same period, their efforts to win the game bordered on the laughable. Ambitionless, dull and devoid of imagination, the United teams from a few seasons ago would have run amok and torn thsoe fuckers apart. Xabi Alonso world class? you're having a laugh! A "world class" passer does not make a world class footballer!! In any case, none of that "world class" passing was evident on sunday. And where was stevie fuckhead Gerrad? Another one of his disappearing acts performed flawlessly. It's after witnessing a performance of such incompetence , that one appreciates the full comedic value of misguided statements like "He's Keane's replacement!", or "He's better than Roy Keane!"...haw haw haw! FUCK OFF YOU IGNORANT COCKS! ROY KEANE WOULD HAVE WALKED THAT GAME!

Dhino seemed overjoyed over the recent news that the fat arsed scouse twat Robbie Fowler's rejoining Liverpool. I found his excitement perplexing, accompanied by a tinge of amusement. A Liverpool man who became an evertonian, and now finds delight in fowler ,who was a blue nosed cunt himself, going back to his old club. Once a turn coat, always a turncoat. It seems to apply to fans and footballers alike. I say line them up radges and shoot them! Rid the footballing community of these vile parasites!Anyway, Benitez must be off his head if he thinks Fowler is the solution to the impotency that afflicts his strikeforce(and it's not just the in ability to score goals i'm talking about). That fat arsed cunt is wayyyyy passed it, and even a scouser spotting the most red tinted glasses can see that...except for one evertonian ofcourse ;)

Quote of the month : " Stop Jumping on the *fill in the blanks* bandwagon"

Greetings people. For those of you who have missed reading my posts, which i'm sure encompasses the majority of you who bother to turn up at this site from time to time(and leave mundanely uninteresting remarks on my tagboard that are both repetitive and not remotely clever) , i am back to once again to capture your imagination with my uniquely gifted brand of passionate rantings and flamboyantly expressed thoughts.

Yes, its the new year,...its fuckin 2006. The year of the world cup. The year superman makes his long awaited return to the big screen. It's going to be a special year. No particular reason why. It's just a gut feeling. you can't explain these things.Besides, not everything requires an explanation....err... does it?

It feels a little strange to be back in school after a long hiatus. I guess you could say i'm trying to adapt to school life again.I am attenting lectures. I am attending tutorials.i attended every single fuckin one of them...oh shock..horror! Yes it's me...selven. The very same person from a month ago who use do be posting on here regularly with a whole lot of shite and crap. No, ...Selven was not kidnapped by aliens and replaced by an evil doppelganger(ok that sounded ironic)...Well, even if he had been, i could't possibly tell. The martians(let's assume they are from mars) could have extracted his memories and implanted them in a cloned vessel of an exact replica. There is a possibility then that i may not be the original selven and be completely unaware of this.So though i might be still selven in essence of mind, i may not wholly be the real mccoy in body and soul. Well...that's all hypothetical. Besides, even if all this could have actually taken place in the realm of our reality, i cannot say i comprehend the motive of the martians in carrying out this meticulous operation. Perhaps the body of selven is of great experimental value which could help them in their study of our human race.

Later tonight, It will be battle royale at the holy grail of football (that is old trafford to the ignorant) as Manchester United face up against the murdering scum from Merseyside. A game with little else significance other than having egos, pride and bragging rights at stake. Oh and ofcourse playing a part in deciding who would eventually finish a hundred and ten points behind chelsea in 2nd place....sigh...how the mighty have fallen. It beggars belief though that we hope to win this game going into it with a "formidable" midfield pairing that could be made up of any combination of 2 from the "world class" trio of O'Shea, Fletcher and Smith. The duo of O'Shea and Fletcher especially have been touted to be the second coming of Keane and Robson( are they having a laugh the scouse bastards). Gerrad and Xabi Alonso must be putting in extra hours at training to prepare themselves for "damage limitation" against our fearsome midfield. As the dark clouds hover above old trafford, we hope and pray we can dig in and pull off a miracle. After all, no one gave us a hope in hell against the rent boys a few months ago. On a brighter note though, Arsene Wanker and his french posse of pansies bottled it again as they went down to a James Beattie winner at Goodison Park... haw haw! The cunts must have thought they were going to have it easy after running riot over a bunch of kids last weekend...Well it's back to the drawing board for you Wanker...haw haw!

A month ago i reached a personal milestone with my impressive CD collection with my acquisition of Radiohead's 'Hail To The Thief'. Currently my CD album collection stands at a massive total of one hundred and one. It took me close to six years to get to this number starting with my first two back in 1999. I recall fondly that they were Marilyn Manson's 'Antichrist Superstar' and 'Mechanical Animals'. What i recall even more fondly was the manner in which they were procured. I had accidentally let my hands slip into the ICS fund. Such manner of accidents are common and almost inevitable at times when one's the treasurer assigned with the responsibilty of caretaking the coffers. Anyway, there is no need to be fiddling around with the past eh. Here i present to you the complete list of my priced audio CD collection categoriozed by the years in which they were obtained.

1999
1. Antichrist superstar – Marilyn Manson
2. Mechanical animals – Marilyn Manson
3. Nevermind – Nirvana
4. VS – Pearl Jam
5. The Downward Spiral – Nine Inch Nails
6. The Fragile – Nine Inch Nails
7. Metallica – Metallica
8. Master Of Puppets – Metallica
9. Jugulator – Judas Priest
10. OK Computer – Radiohead
11. Around The Fur – Deftones
12. 6.66 Satans Child – Danzig

2000
13. Animatronic – Kovenant
14. Cruelty And The Beast – Cradle Of Filth
15. Mantra - Neural Vibe
16. Early Years: Vol 1 – Led Zeppelin
17. The Gathering – Testament
18. In The Nightside Eclipse – Emperor
19. Anthems Of The Welkin At Dusk – Emperor
20. IX Equilibrium – Emperor
21. Bloody Kisses – Type O Negative
22. World Coming Down – Type O Negative
23. October Rust – Type O Negative
24. Slower Harder Deeper- Type O Negative
25. Slipknot – Slipknot
26. Amen – Amen
27. Kitty – Kitty
28. Holy Wood – Marilyn Manson
29. Pagan Prosperity – Old Man’s Child
30. House Of God – King Diamond
31. Broken – Nine Inch Nails
32. Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath
33. Paranoid – Black Sabbath
34. Master Of Reality – Black Sabbath
35. Best Of… – The Doors
36. Murder Ballads – Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
37. Black Acid Devil 5 – Danzig
38. Kid A – Radiohead
39. Witch Burner - Witchery
40. Natural Born Killers Soundtrack
41. Lost Highway Soundtrack
42. Blast From The Past – Gamma Ray
43. Tin Planet– Space
44. Fire Starter- Black/Death Metal Compilation

2001
45. No More Shall We Part- Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
46. Mer De Noms - A Perfect Circle
47. Lateralus – Tool
48. Opiate – Tool
49. Anemia – Tool
50. Parachutes - Coldplay
51. When The Pawn… - Fiona Apple
52. Selmasong: Dancer In The Dark – Bjork
53. Acoustic - Sublime
54. Amnesiac – Radiohead
55. Pablo Honey – Radiohead
56. Best Of – Blur
57. One – The Beatles
58. Something Wicked This Way Comes – Iced Earth
59. Down To Earth – Ozzy
60. Things Falling Apart – Nine Inch Nails
61. Further Down The Spiral – Nine Inch Nails
62. I Might Be Wrong: Live Recordings - Radiohead

2002
63. Prometheus And The Discipline Of Fire - Emperor
64. And All That Could Have Been – Nine Inch Nails

2003
65. Glory To The Brave – Hammerfall
66. Deliverance – Opeth
67. Turn Loose The Swans – My Dying Bride
68. Slaughter Of The Souls – At The Gates
69. One Second – Paradise Lost
70. Icon – Paradise Lost
71. Album Of The Year - Faith No More
72. De-Manufacture – Fear Factory
73. Obsolete – Fear Factory
74. Reign Of Blood – Slayer
75. Origin Of Faeces – Type O Negative
76. Anthems Of Rebellion – Arch Enemy
77. Night Of The Storm Rider – Iced Earth

2004
78. Greatest Hits – Monster Magnet

2005
79. With Teeth – Nine Inch Nails
80. Abattoir Blues/ Orpheus Lyre – Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds
81. The Man Comes Aound – Johnny Cash
82. Fixed – Nine Inch Nails
83. The Downward Spiral 10th Anniversary Special Edition – Nine Inch Nails
84. Greatest Hits- Bjork
85. Uh huh her – PJ Harvey
86. Twin Cinema – New Pornographers
87. Playing The Angel – Depeche Mode
88. Closer To God – Nine Inch Nails
89. Ghost Reveries – Opeth
90. Diamond Dogs – David Bowie
91. The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie
92. Wicked Games – Chris Issak
93. Hail To The Thief – Radiohead
94. Hunky Dory- David Bowie
95. This Is Music: The Singles 92-98 – The Verve
96. Substance – Joy Division

2006
97. Dusk – The The

Others
98. Best Of 1980-1990 - U2
99. Covers- Nirvana
100. Dark Side Of The Moon – Pink Floyd
101. Use Your Illusion 2 – Guns N Roses

ok,..that's that..i'm off.