Finally...the Fat lady sings (for me at least)
YES YES YES!!!(no i'm not climaxing after subjecting myself to severe unadultereated punishment) FINALLY IT ALL COMES TO AN END... Another semester has passed...( spent fruitfully studying hard ofcourse...so much so it feels so routine),the exams are over(distinctions..no sweat) and its the holidays again...though its a much shorter vacation period this time around...but no complains....oh...and as for those of my friends who have yet to complete your exams... tommorow or saturday.....a big 'HAW HAW HAW HAW' to you fuckin schmucks....no hard feelings eh..but good luck for your papers anyway(a sincere gesture as surprising s it may seem); especially to our 'Mighty" lord who still has one last paper left on saturday. And as for Vikram,...who finished his exam a day before me,...FUCK YOU! IT DOESN'T MAKE A GODDAMN DIFFERENCE....YOU TURNIP! oh and.. don't even let me get started on that Sri Lankan fellow who is no longer with us ( do not weep, he lives yet,..he's just not around and won't be for a few weeks). Oh...and Vikram's got an X-box everyone,..(not just any X-box...a crystal X-box that glows in the dark...ok maybe it doesnt glow in the dark..it simply lights up like a rainbow when you stroke it..it's godmade)... that fucking piece of shit....Oh..before i forget, I WANT MY FOOTBALL SHOES YOU UNDERSTAND...haw haw haw! don't sweat Vikram,...you don't have to get me the shoes...you really don't (cough)...friendship(cough) is something i value more than any pair of football shoes..honest...i really do (cough)...i don't believe in making use of my friends for personal benefit(cough)...Anyway the exams are over..and it's time to let loose and party(like we haven't been doing that already)...oh before you guys spiral out of control and turn into complete degenerants on the ' highway to hell', i like to offer a few wise words..in my honest opinon ofcourse....here goes.. I strongly object to wasting money on silly things like football betting, clubbing, watching rubbish movies and especially alcohol...thats no way to burn your pocket money. instead spend some time maybe during these holidays broadening your knowledge and skills maybe,...knitting maybe,perhaps botany, or art...anything that could prove useful in the long term, to fill up that teense weensy void, and make your life feel more complete.Guys ,..keep yourselves in check, suppress that urge to go insanly wild ... and if you find yourself beyond self control at any point of time, simply think of yours truly and my wonderful enlightening blog...it helps...honest!


2 Comments:
Posting anonymously and I guess I speak for everyone who read this, specially the last bit.... Screw you Selven!
U fuking schmuck...who cares or even cared bout the exams Nway...
juz worry bout who's gonna win the EPL for god's sake..If U screw up a paper this sem ,U can always take it back next sem , if not the next fuking sem or even the next sem after that...(Knoe wat i mean)
The EPL shold be ur first priority u arse..
All Man U assholes dunno where to place their priorities...
Useless scums..
I for once caught EPL axn even when I had important socialogy test the next day..Sigh....
Maybe will lose out on my Distinction but who the fuk cared bout it Nway..
From : Man U Future
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