Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Red Devils 2 Bin Dippers 1

Manchester United outplayed, outfought and swept aside a bunch of scouse cunts(sorry Rooney) with relative ease this morning, as the Bin dippers were taught a lesson in humility. Rio Ferdinand made a glorious return to football, as he marshalled United's dodgy defence with a commanding performance. Partnering Silvestre in the centre, Liverpool's attack was subdued for large periods of the game. This was emphasized by the fact that they did not get their first corner till early in 2nd half. Cisse was doing his best to emulate Inzaghi as he notched up offside after off side,... and was duly substituted late in the 2nd half for Baros. United should have been a few goals up in the first half if not for some great saves by Jerzey Dudek and hard luck.

Ronaldo outclassed the Liverpool defence as they were left floundering at his genius on several occassions. Dudek must have thanked the stars when Ronaldo's drive rebounded off the right post after a mazy run through the middle that cut open the liverpool rear guard like a hot knife through butter. He took turns to torment the Liverpool wing backs Risse and Josemi In the first half, Ronaldo and Wes Brown combined on the right to take the piss out Risse and Kewell( so much for joining a team on the up eh, you Aussie cunt!). The Spanish bull Josemi was made to look like a circus cow as he struggled to contain the portugese wonder boy. That turn right in the center around the 80th minute that left the the spaniard completely baffled,..must have made him wish they had substituted him earlier to prevent the embarrassment.

Liverpool's attack which was as impotent as a castrated dog, could only manage a goal thanks to some genorosity on the part of O'shea( fucking concentrate you irish fuck). it's times like this that scouse faithful must have wished they still had Danny Murphy...Haw Haw! Silvestre celebrated his return to form(which not surprisingly coincided with Ferdinand's return) with 2 goals(both from headers)....bringing back great memories of Pallister at Anfield in 97. The Argentine monster, Heinze playing at leftback tackled viciously at anything that smelled of scouse filth(beware Rooney at training). Luis Garcia, was completely clueless on how to deal with the tough tackling Argentine, as he struggled to get past him even once. On the left,...the lazy Aussie cunt could find no way past Wes Brown who outwitted and outthought him in every duel.

Man U future, Boyan,...Dhino,..if there's one thing you guys need to learn if you haven't yet, is that you write of Manchester United at your own peril, Because the spirit of the Red Devils is immense, as many have discovered to their utter consternation...Haw Haw!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man U future:
Well dude,dont take it that the Liverpool match has given Man U a repreieve from it plunge into division 1.
What Liverpool has done is that it has only lengthened your torment.. Man U's demise is inevitable... It could have been sooner but Liverpool has just made it later...
That's all..

11:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 bloody win doesnt mean u won the fuckin title... So nothing bloody great bout it. The last time i checked, everton is doin better than united. Juz like wat man u future has said; man utd's demise is inevitiable... Accept it, for the faster u accept it, the happier you will be. Wat united spirit? I only see delusional cunts still reminiscing something tat happened years ago. So get over it and move on.

Dhino

12:21 am  

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