Thursday, September 23, 2004

Fuck You Dhino

The Clan and i went along with Dhino to watch 'The Great Challenge', a french movie starring the daredevils from 'Yamakasi' and produced by Luc Besson himself. What we ended up watching turned out to be something so completely fucked, it gave 'AVP' a good run for its money for 'worst movie of the year'stakes. Fuck,...we weren't expecting a classy movie with great acting,...but the least it could do was deliver some great action scenes. What we got was a movie that took it self way too seriously providing zero comedy value,(the absence of comedy was mind boggling considering the nature of the film), and tiresome repetitive action scenes that were mind numbingly dull. The Lord even found time for himself to go and get some nachos in the middle of it to fill his empty stomach....Not too long after, Archangel proceeded to do the same thing. To sum it up, 'The Great Challenge' is an utterly shit film that should have gone straight to video, where it ought to be condemned to lie at the bottom of an entire pile of B-grade Seagal and Van Damme movies, so no unfortunate idiot will ever stumble upon it.

Moral of the story - Never ever follow a recommendation made by Dhino

Conclusion - 'The Great Challenge' is hands down the worst French movie i've ever had the misfortune to watch.

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