Tales In My Head
Part 3
Fearless George was on his knees. He was moments away from potentially having a portion of 'Excalibur' sticking out from the other end of his throat!
"Please spare me oh mighty Kabal! My hunger for vengeance was ill advised...i plead with you my lord,..do not take away my precious life from me " he begged with tears pouring from his eyes.
Kabal looked at him quizzically...looked up at the heavens in bewilderment, and then burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter!
"You're funny Georgie boy! I'll give you that! I haven't laughed this much since 'Handsome Bob' fell on his face in that beauty contest!"Kabal proclaimed.
"HA HA HA HA HA! Now that was bloody hilarious! But that was fuckin ages ago! God damn! It's not easy to tickle your funny bone is it!! For me it's almost a routine to laugh atleast once a week" said an amused Fearless George.
"Oh really! Are you implying that i don't possess a sense of humour my dear Georgie. Are you suggesting that i have an inferior capacity for humour! "muttered Kabal, wagging his 'Excalibur' at Fearless George, enraged by his audacity.
"No Mighty one! You have misunderstood me! i meant no malice! There was no intend to show you any disrespect!" pleaded Fearless George.
Fearless George crawled on all fours towards Kabal, grabbed hold of his legs, kissed his filthy feet and begged for mercy.
Kabal looked down at Fearless George and with a smile said "Sorry Georgie,..no mercy."
Kabal raised his 'Exaclibur' high up in the air, and then in one swift motion drove its blade down into the brain of Fearless George! Fearless George felt a sharp pain coursing through his head for a brief moment before it was lights out of him.Kabal pulled out his sword, kicked aside the lifeless body and spat on it.
"You know Georgie, you look so fuckin funny...you should look at yourself...ha ha ha ha! Goodbye Georgie..i hope you're feeling comfortable down there..ha ha ha!"laughed Kabal.
The vultures circled around the body of Fearless George, as Kabal walked off into the sunset, with 'Excalibur' mounted on his shoulders....
The End???
Fearless George was on his knees. He was moments away from potentially having a portion of 'Excalibur' sticking out from the other end of his throat!
"Please spare me oh mighty Kabal! My hunger for vengeance was ill advised...i plead with you my lord,..do not take away my precious life from me " he begged with tears pouring from his eyes.
Kabal looked at him quizzically...looked up at the heavens in bewilderment, and then burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter!
"You're funny Georgie boy! I'll give you that! I haven't laughed this much since 'Handsome Bob' fell on his face in that beauty contest!"Kabal proclaimed.
"HA HA HA HA HA! Now that was bloody hilarious! But that was fuckin ages ago! God damn! It's not easy to tickle your funny bone is it!! For me it's almost a routine to laugh atleast once a week" said an amused Fearless George.
"Oh really! Are you implying that i don't possess a sense of humour my dear Georgie. Are you suggesting that i have an inferior capacity for humour! "muttered Kabal, wagging his 'Excalibur' at Fearless George, enraged by his audacity.
"No Mighty one! You have misunderstood me! i meant no malice! There was no intend to show you any disrespect!" pleaded Fearless George.
Fearless George crawled on all fours towards Kabal, grabbed hold of his legs, kissed his filthy feet and begged for mercy.
Kabal looked down at Fearless George and with a smile said "Sorry Georgie,..no mercy."
Kabal raised his 'Exaclibur' high up in the air, and then in one swift motion drove its blade down into the brain of Fearless George! Fearless George felt a sharp pain coursing through his head for a brief moment before it was lights out of him.Kabal pulled out his sword, kicked aside the lifeless body and spat on it.
"You know Georgie, you look so fuckin funny...you should look at yourself...ha ha ha ha! Goodbye Georgie..i hope you're feeling comfortable down there..ha ha ha!"laughed Kabal.
The vultures circled around the body of Fearless George, as Kabal walked off into the sunset, with 'Excalibur' mounted on his shoulders....
The End???


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