CHEEKY

I don't know if Joel Schumacher will ever make a decent movie....i suppose he never will...but perhaps the question we all would like to ask is,...WHEN WILL CHEEKY EVER LEARN TO BE PUNCTUAL!! i mean,..i do not proclaim to be a great champion of the cause myself,..but this cunt needs to be taught the art of being on time for all our sakes! If you have trouble imagining the seriousness of this issue,..let me recount an incident me and vikram had the misfortune of experiencing recently. Vikram and i travelled from our respective homes in serangoon central and ang mo kio to bedok, where cheeky's from, to play football...which is all fine...but we were flabbergasted walking on our way to his block to discover that it was less than a 5 min walk from the bus-stop(he gave us the impression the previous week that it was like miles away when he took 20 mins to get to the bus stop ) But what was more bewildering was the little matter that we had to wait for 30 minutes at his void deck for him to get his arse down!!!And what was his excuse!!! he was having lunch!!! Yes, our dear friend was having his lunch at 5.15pm when we were supposed to be playing football! I guess he had it all timed to perfection, that he would begin his lunch from the moment we got to his place,..so that we would have to wait for him like idiots while he's munching on his prawn sandwich watching sun tv!! Today was no different i'm afraid...he was supposed to be at a place for a meeting at 2,..and makes it there at a record time ...arriving at 430!! Wonders will never cease! What's even more incredible was his belief that he could actually travel around with a dollar (he has no student concession either)in his pocket...from city hall.. to ang mo kio...then to serangoon central..and finally back to his home in bedok!!